Why its great to be a dog...

1. No one expects you to take a bath everyday

2. if it itches you can scratch it

3. there's no such thing as bad food

4. a rawhide bone can entertain you for hours

5. if you grow hair in weird places no one notices

6. you can lie around all day without worrrying about being fired

7. you dont get in trouble for putting your head in a strangers lap

8. you're always excited to see the same people

9. having big feet in considered an asset

10. puppy love can last